a red panda eating sushi.
December 3, 2013 : "…the liberties that were taken, particularly with Patrick Kane, last week by Antoine Roussel, the hawks did not forget."
*Favorite hockey player steps onto the ice*
Me: *heavy breathing*
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
Holy crap, I am so glad I watched this
I have found the successor to Billy Mays.
im just concerned about how a person can be that terrible at cracking eggs
she’s cracking those eggs like she’s fuckin’ pissed at them. Like they’ve personally wronged her somehow. Deeply and emotionally.
Fuck you eggs.
so enthusiastic about eggs
I love her. I love the cracker.
I just love laughing at how bad the person in the beginning is at cracking eggs.
EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE
YOU GUYS THIS IS WENDY THE SNAPPLE LADY
FROM THE 90S
WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THIS
AREN’T WE 90S KIDS
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired