jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via jaureguified)

Title: No. 1 Party Anthem
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Album: AM
Plays: 529815

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall, via picklejars)

aphroditeens:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via thatlittlegirlfromtexas)

sheercompulsion:

April 17, 2014: At morning skate, when Andrew Shaw accidentally hits Jonathan Toews’ hand with his stick, they agree to let bygones be bygones by letting Toews hit him back

(via cdagger)

3OT (sleep is for the weak)

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via harryin2011)

snoopgretzky:

i love when hockey players wear like gym shorts and a hoodie and those knee high compression socks yasssss

(via malkinisms)

imsoshive:

cozyqueen:

confessionsofacheapassnigga:

cozyqueen:

there are so many brandons in my life I know like 6 brandons

My names Brandon too

u not in my life

image

(via bgallaghers)

patricksharps:

"it’s remarkable the pain threshold of hockey players at this time of year"

IT’S REMARKABLE THE PAIN THRESHOLD HOCKEY FANS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR

(via bgallaghers)

themaninthegreenshirt:

James Dean on the Warner Brothers set of “Rebel Without a Cause”, 1955 

(via dispiritedflux)

ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

No matter what Dean, you’ll always be my brother.

(via katninchester)

  • regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good