//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
He is a Montreal Canadiens prospect.
He is battling meningitis and was placed in an artificial a coma today.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
3/1/14: “Wasn’t he just your teammate the last two weeks?” (X)
Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt